Yoooooo!! A-Swish is back & better than ever!! Seriously. This entire month has been testy, to say the least. Idk what The Temptations were talking about when they eluded to "the month of May". Idk why, but honestly, I'm just happy to have been able to grow thru it all. Sometimes in life, there are just people who insist on creating roadblocks for other people. It's honestly cornball shit, & I can seriously dive deep into it, but it's not worth my time tbh. Being so busy doing all of the stuff that I'm doing, as well as nurturing on my mental health (very Important), has helped me realize that I truly do not have time for the dumb shit. If I'm being so real, I could focus all of my attention on something & make some bullshit happen. Like seriously. Why would I do that when I know how serious shit can get? I don't wanna hate anyone that much. That seems like a dickhead level of angriness. God didn't put me (& save me) on this Earth to have smoke w/ people who don't understand how shit really is. I'm here to help people who grew 🆙 just like me, & help make sense & fun of it all. This healing shit is no joke. It's really a journey. People will deadass try & stop you from becoming a better person because it fits their Fugazi narrative. NEWS FLASH: You suck! I can't believe some of the lies & energy that I've had to defend myself against, but it's cool. Sometimes, lies go around so that they don't come around again. People are getting smarter & realizing that a liar talking shit is just that. As for me, I'm living my life the best I can. I'm not tryna be this big & bad tough mf, but you got me fucked 🆙 if you think I'm gonna let some needle-dick dweeb politick on me. There's a lot of good work to be done in this World & I'm grateful to God to be able to help get it done. Getting the wheels moving was tough, but we're moving & there's enough room for everybody who's willing to positively contribute. This shit runs really deep & love is the core of it all. It's gonna take a lil bit more than rumors & a phone call to stop me. I learned in middle school to let the bullshit run it's course & if they insist on not stopping, that becomes a real threat to me & my family & I can't have that, now or in the future. My kids will be very safe. I break generational curses, not recycle them. Hold up, brb. I'm about to go to Popeyes & get these Ghost Pepper wings for $5...... (cue elevator music)...

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....I'm back!! & lemme tell something. Popeyes is putting something in that food. I copped a 12-piece Ghost Pepper wings order w sweet heat sauce, along w/ 2 strawberry biscuits. Fam..... that shit was phenomenal. Unreasonably good & for what? It was the right balance of spicy & sweet for me. I didn't eat all 12 tho. I'm saving half for tomorrow because you never know when you wanna hit that vibe again. That goes for everything. Save that chicken, especially if you know you might need it again. Anyways, I got to munch down during the end of AEW Dynamite, which was great. Shoutout to wrestling because this past Memorial Day weekend was HUGE for wrestling. AEW held Double of Nothing in Las Vegas, & NXT held Battleground in Boston. The big show (pun intended) was WWE holding Night of Champions in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia & they are really putting out some amazing product. I would gush about everyone on the card, but I don't have the time rn. As I've gotten back deeper into wrestling, I'm noticing more about the art of wrestling. When I say "art of wrestling", I'm not talking about wrestling holds & finishers. To me, the "art of wrestling" is about how the story is being told. Some people start watching wrestling for the hot people, but stay for their story. Wrestling is kinda like music in many ways, but I have to think deeper on that comparison for it to truly make sense. Anyways, shoutout to wrestling. Wrestling is such a great way to understand anger. It's super hardcore. Genuinely, I couldn't marry a woman that wasn't into watching wrestling. There's so many complex conversations & lessons that come out of wrestling. I could go on for days. Again, shoutout to wrestling & a HUGE shoutout to Seth Rollins for winning the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, aka The W Belt. If you've watched wrestling for awhile, you know Seth Rollins is TRULY cloth. From the skills to the gear, Seth Rollins is a top guy. He's earned the right to be a top guy & I appreciate being able to see what he's done from ROH to now. Like he has a chant! The wrestling crowd loves chanting!! That's a main reason why people come to wrestling shows; to express themselves thru wrestlers!! Also, shoutout to Kevin Owens & Sami "Habibi" Zayn. Seeing Sami wrestle in Saudi Arabia was a really dope moment. Anyways, for a third time, shoutout to wrestling; it's still so hardcore to me 🤟🏽❤️

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Ok, I'm about to bounce & get myself ready to watch The Kardashians on Hulu. I don't know why, but The Kardashians' marketing has been amazing for this season. Like I had no idea that they even changed the name & dropped "Keeping Up With...", because I never really kept up. However, a small Kendall Jenner crush (bc I can definitely tell she's a wrestling nerd) has pushed me into staying for the IG ads & inevitably, watching the show. I gotta be so real; that show is amazing. They have great production value, storylines, jokes, & constant fly shit to look at. Like Kendall has a manual '97 Porsche Carrera! Like that's such a bad bitch car & she knows it. She's a supermodel fr & that's a mentality you gotta live & she's doing it well. Shoutout to 818!!! You mean to tell me that a supermodel is running a tequila business, a product that was an illegal to sell in America not even 100 years ago??? Like the Prohibition was a wild time, so to step into that field against Don Julio, Casamigos, Jose Cuervo, & Deleon is some brave & dope shit to do. I understand what it takes to do something like that, so I respect tf outta her. Plus, she's doing it her way?? C'mon, Kendall Jenner is such a W shorty. I know she would've lasted on ANTM. I could talk about all the beautiful women on The Kardashians, but this paragraph would be so long. Shoutout to Kris Jenner because her genes are absolutely unreal. Surgery or not, these women are beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, & all of them have great eyes. Shoutout to The Kardashians. I can't wait to watch in a few minutes, because I deadass have been waiting. No bullshit & no ad, that show is mad interesting. Everyone should tap in & have their preconceived notions shattered by Kim's strength as a famous human being. It's clearly not easy being Kim Kardashian, but she makes it looks wonderful. Shoutout to Big Kim 💪🏽; I hope she keeps doing her thing & gets stronger on these haters. Like she's a fashion icon single mom, who's becoming a lawyer & simultaneously, running Skims, a name-brand loungewear company. That's like Hanes bro!! & becoming a lawyer is not easy! I've taken the LSAT before & got like a 140-something. Kim K has to be a smart shorty!!!!! Yo, I implore you to watch this show about these hustlin' ass women doing what they need to do. They're bag-getters & so am I, so why wouldn't I show love? Again, shoutout to The Kardashians.

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Alright, I'm about to log off & tap in w/ some 'Dash. Before I leave, I wanna say ATMIXIII is absolutely on the way. I just needed to clear my mental space & work on understanding myself more, as well as some other bullshit. It's truly whatever though. Obviously, I'm still here breathing & doing my thing. All this other bullshit people have tried to throw into my path is just going back to them. I know who I am & I'm grateful to be me. I'm always gonna love myself & anyone who feels I shouldn't,

I only got two words for ya:

SUCK-IT!

Kind Regards,

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A-Swisha

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Cinco De Fly-o
05/06/2023 2:32pm

Holá mí gente! Bienvenidos a 'aaronplease.com', the best website ever! "Ever?" Hey, we're getting there! Anyways, I just wanted to make a post because why not? It's the day after Cinco de Mayo & I don't have a hangover, so you know I have to drink just a lil bit more, just to flex out the Cinco de Mayo weekend. I'm trying to get appropriately lit today, in order to enjoy the upcoming Knicks game @ 3pm. The day is looking quite phenomenal today. After that Knicks game, WWE has a PLE in Puerto Rico w/ Bad Bunny on it. A lot of can't miss content today! Luckily, they time well w/ each other. In order to pass the time, I thought I should post a vibe I'm feeling real quick. Like I'm slightly drunk off of tequila, about to warm up left over tacos, & listening to PinkPantheress. Honestly, I'm feeling great.

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It's crazy because a lot of people, including myself, are searching for more in life. However, on days where we turn 🆙, the search isn't so bad. Matter of fact, we actually learn the most when we are lit. Well, me personally, I learn the most when I'm lit. Not necessarily drunk or high, but in an 🆙 mood. These are one of those days. Like for some reason, I feel a very 2005/2006 vibe to the day, but in a 2023 type of way. Like I would've wanted PinkPantheress music in 2005. I love when past vibes mesh with your present ones. It's like a blast from the past but from the present, & who doesn't like having a blast??? Well, I do & I'm having one right now. I keep seeing that PinkPantheress video of her new song on my TL, & she's so Pop. 

Speaking of Pop, shoutout to the Met Gala! Everyone looked great fr. Shoutout to Karl Lagerfield. I have a Karl Lagerfield coat, but I've never worn it. I'll wear it to something eventually. I like a a lot of the outfits I saw. Shoutout to Ice Spice for being a great. Shoutout to Rihanna & A$AP Rocky for shining so hard. Shoutout to the Kardashian-Jenner dynasty! Shoutout to Vanessa Hudgens for being a perpetual winner!!! Shoutout to everybody. I like the Metropolitan Museum of Art. There's Central Park vibes behind that building, if you know where to go ;-)

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Anyways, I'm about to warm 🆙 those tacos & prepare for this Knicks game & WWE PLE. Life is dope fr. Don't think too much, but think enough to get ahead in your life. Competition is a myth fr. If you feel like you can do great tings in this life, go & get them done. It's not hard fr. You just need to tap in & do the work. I understand that. There's a lot of work to be done in this World. I'm just here to help. In the middle of all the help, there's nothing wrong w/ a lil party. You think God let Jesus turn that water into wine to make that wedding a dub?? C'mon, sharpen 🆙

Best,

Astronomical AT 

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P.S. Shoutout to those NY Knickbockers! I keep seeing #WhyNotUs on my TL & deadass. Why not? Let's start the takeover now. I mean, The Knicks are absolutely well-equipped to win the Championship this year. I believe this can happen & I'm not letting anyone else convince me that their cornball team is capable enough to topple my team, the NY Knicks!

Shoutout to a squad of real ballers‼️💙🧡

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